The State of Confusion, Capital: the Hospital
Really, there are two different types of confusion: pleasant and combative. It's hard to say which kind is more amusingly frustrating. Case for Combative: The night shift report was uneventful, so I was quite surprised to go in at start of shift and find that, although he is the only person in the room, he is talking to his wife--who is apparently in the bathroom wearing a helmet. And she must have been talking back, because every once in a while he would try to clarify something she said. Really not sure how that conversation continued. But then, I can't imagine how it started either. So; Visual and Auditory Hallucinations. Cool. One of his doctors cut down the amount of narcotics he was getting, but as far as I saw it didn't help. We're trying to figure out what is going on with this man--blood cultures, urine cultures, x-ray. Good times getting those. He jerked away from the phlebotomist, he tangled himself up in wires while I tried to help him get the urine s...