C’mon guys, they’re harmless

A few months ago, I tried to convince my boyfriend Mark to accompany me on a laser tag mission at Battlefield Houston [no, I am not receiving compensation for this post for any endorsements]. He declined, saying that after experiencing paintballing, laser tag just was not rousing enough. So I let it slide. But I think he wanted to win me over to his side of the matter, because this past week he told me he was going to take me paintballing. After the experience, I had a childhood flashback to a scene from The Swan Princess (1994 movie by Nest). Derek wants to practice his archery. Normally his servants dutifully dress up like animals so that he and a friend can shoot them with padded arrows covered with colored chalk (as a way to determine which archer shot which animal). One day, royal musicians are coerced into being the animals, because the servants got the day off; understandably, they object. Derek cajoles them, saying "C'mon guys, they're harmless." I...